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A Day in the Life of a Guinea Pig
Please Don't Eat Me!
Created on 2004-09-16 19:34:21 (#4556222), last updated 2004-10-30
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Basic Info BioI am a guinea pig. I'm mostly dark brown, with all sorts of caramel-coloured patches. I eat out of an ash tray and sleep in a Coke box. I spend my time wallowing in my own crapulence or cowering in fear of anyone who walks past me. I like to chew on the newspaper that lines my cage. If anyone is listening to me, I would really like another guinea pig to keep me company. Preferrably a female.
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being adorable, being cute, cardboard boxes, carrots, cat carriers, celery, chewing, coke boxes, compulsive masturbation, cooing, cow tipping, cowering, dashing about, devouring, donkey punching, eating, eating my poop, green bell peppers, guinea pigs, lettuce, munching, newspaper, nibbling, not being eaten, not being picked up, not cuddling, not hands, pellets, pooping, scratching, sniffing, timothy hay, toilet paper tubes, treats, vincent lecavalier, water, wheeking, windows
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